This website is dedicated to me.








My Favorite Songs

Travelin Around the Bend


I Did it My Way


Favorite Break Up Song

Hate Me




Best Friends

Jake in Las Vegas
Samantha in Las Vegas
Mebrahtu in Las Vegas
Benny and Tiffany in Las Vegas
Ricardo in Las Vegas
Raul in Diamond Bar
Johnny in Las Vegas
Nic in Las Vegas
Adam in Las Vegas
Lisa in Las Vegas
Dave in Malibu
Scott in Reno


Worst Known Enemies (KNOWN)

JLA in Las Vegas
YNL in Las Vegas
Jupiter in San Diego
AS in Las Vegas
JG in Las Vegas
Fr. Eric in Washington, D.C.
Anyone who throws rocks through windows in Las Vegas
(who are over 6' 3", stupid, and look like an oversized orangutan)
Any 6 year old who's father throws rocks through windows


Most Infamous Quotes

"To know me is to love me."
"I would rather have this bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
"I am always looking for a woman with complementary issues."
"I don't fear failure. I look forward to it because it brings me closer to the next success."
"I am a conflict junky."
"What do I look for in a woman? The ones who say yes."
"I would never want to belong to a club that would have me as a member." -Woody Allen
"I have been fired from more jobs than most people have had in a lifetime."
"Ill gotten booty or ill booten gotty." -M.A.S.H.
"I baking powder? Exqueeze me? A sphincter says what? I will have the cream of some young guy."
"I am the Karmanator."
"The Adventures of Cigarface."
"Negative attention is better than no intention at all."
"That's very funny, in a non funny kind of way."
"Don Dooweeeet!"


Favorite Jokes... Have you Read the book?

"Russian Circumcision" by Dr. Cut Your Cockov
"Dealing with Impotency" by Hugh G. Rection
"Tiger's Revenge" by Claude Balls
"Cliff Accidents" by Eileen Dover
"Virginity and You" by Buster Hymen
"Fifty Yards from the Outhouse" by Willy Makeit and Betty Won't
"Homosexuality and You" by Benjamin Dover and Richard Beninya


Favorite Poems

"Fire and Ice" by Robert Frost (Robb's full name is Robert Frost Gott)
"The Road Less Traveled" by Robert Frost


The Many Gorgeous Ex Girlfriends Photo Gallery

For some reason, many of my ex girlfriends have been gorgeous. I am not that picky. I just get lucky or, as my ex wife told me once, I have a unique personality she found different, unusual, and attractive. Despite my physical averageness, all of them thought I was the cat's meow. I guess in life I come across as larger than life, bold, and funny. Some have said it is because I treat them so well when most of their guys have been jerks. Perhaps having hair once was a big help, or was it because I was bound for medical school. It is also because I can say no: no to sex, no to a relationship. Over time I am losing the ability to say no but it still works. Love handles, how can they all possible like them I don't know. Just so you all know, all or most of these lovely ladies were nice people, good souls. I cared about them deeply and loved each one.



Runway Model
Yes, that is me.
I was age 16.
Look at that hair!

Kelly?

Amsterdam Romance
Yes, that really is still me.
I was age 19.

Sabine

Both but at Different Times
I was age 23.

Kristy and Jenny

Wedding Dress Model
I was age 24.

Lanie

Runway Model
I was age 25.

Marcella

Super Chick of Reno
I was 26. She was 17.
Killer Red Dress!
Yes, I had parental permission,
but also from Uncle Lee.

Sarah

The One that Made it to Fiance
I was age 35-36.
She was 26.
Russian Goddess
Affair with Travis Lu (her boss)

Anastasia

The One that Made it to Wife
I was age 37-38.
She was 26.

Yulia

This Could be You
I am age 39.

God Help Me




Robb Gott is a successful entrepreneur of the educational field. Founder and President of Bad Ass Tutors, Robb is pioneering (and crashing) his way through the tutoring world. He is a tutor of organic chemistry and one of the most experienced chemistry tutors you can find in Las Vegas. He has helped hundreds of students get through and succeed in the one hardest classes you can find in college. It has been his honor to help many students become doctors, pharmacists, physical therapists, and dentists. He hopes you will enjoy his website and both forgive and be amused by his many foibles and failures in life. He is not sure why he is talking in the third person but it seemed a good idea at the time.

He is not the greatest web designer but he is learning.

Upcoming Projects

Bad Ass Cigars and the "Adventures of Cigar Face"

CARE Fundraisers for the homeless